THE EVENT HORIZON

With great power, comes great responsibility

melvinm1 — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 02:36:05 +0000

Dave Lizewski (recalling: kick-ass) wasn’t a total freak. It is not wrong for an ordinary average powerless person to dream of having supernatural abilities, despite the fact that this trait is always more common among nerds and geeks. Especially the ones owned by superheroes. Peter Parker was a nerd. But not after getting bitten by a radioactive arachnid. Get the power, rescue some people, get the chick. With great power, comes great… but screw that spiderman shit.

Much like Dave Lizewski, i too dream of becoming some kind of hero. Sometimes. After my phone got stolen, i experienced crime for the first time which was inflicted on me leaving me as the victim. This somehow sparked a nerd element inside me and put me into a frenzy of pure anger and hatred towards criminals. Especially the one who stole my phone. It wasn’t an expensive phone, but the mere fact that he actually stole it made me tremendously filled with rage. But it was like a silent protest, just occuring inside of me, like a volcano about to erupt. Then i heard the news of a lady being killed by a snatch theft, robberies here and there, more murder cases and shit. I soon came to realize that there are more bad people around us than i thought. I then resolve that whenever i go out, i must constantly be vigilant and remind myself that bad people are always everywhere. Never ever trust anybody.

Of course like many other people in this country i’m too lazy to do shit. Superheroes have their senses and stuff that makes them be able to detect crime and use their powers to fight the bad guys. I’ve got nothing, how am i supposed to accomplish that? Anyway if i’m given the chance to choose a single superhero ability to have, it would be telekinesis. It’s like the coolest ability ever, imagine a colossal truck trying to run me over. I just show my hand like when neo stopping bullets, and with a sound effect of when the force is exerted by a jedi, the truck goes flying 50 feet into the air. I hate trucks. They are always the road bullies and whenever i want to cross the road they tend to threaten to run me over. Then i could also show chicks my cool powers and rescue them. I could deflect bullets and scare off the people i don’t like. Just slamming them onto a wall, imagine how that feels like. Especially when i am in a bad mood and some annoying bastard show up. Heheh.

This is the plan

melvinm1 — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 18:53:23 +0000

This is a list of things that i would like to do after graduation. To be more precise, the life that i’m actually going to get since now that i don’t have a life or shall i put in parentheses that i’m still an engineering student. If it’s not clear enough, a new beginning after leaving this shithole university. A university so full of ‘lala zai’s, ‘siham mui’s and labradoodles… okay laughing stocks. I’m too tired to elaborate on this. But notice that i did put those words in inverted commas. Spelling: LOL! <— with exclamation mark.

Okay here goes: the plan. The very state of the art master genius strategy. I'm going to be a player on a roll, constantly winning the life game. I'm gonna be unstoppably awesome. I'm gonna be… never mind. But this is the shit. Anyhow this list might get updated.

1. Learn chinese from a hot female private tutor
2. Get an iphone
3. Get a super high-end PC (of that time)
4. Learn a musical instrument
5. Join a dating site
6. Get a console
7. Mod the car
8. Visit a nightclub regularly
9.

Note that number nine is left blank. I get a feeling that there might still be more, but i couldn;t think of any right now. And these are not in the order of priority. I don't know what should i get done first, the iphone and the car mod aren't really necessary for the time being, but they're still somehow felt required. Therefore i'm probably going to learn chinese first since that china's gone insane and all economic boom. Besides that, it could be used to hook up with 'ah lians' or 'siham mui's or 'lala girls'. Many could say and not deny the fact that they do look good and some may be considered physically hot, for if they are the ones that hit the nightclubs regularly they might dress like swingers. As deeply arousing flirtations in english and awesome pick-up lines definitely won't work in this country, i hypothesized that apart from their simple brain chemistry, simple basic quotes in their mother tongues ought to do the trick.

Oh what was that? i could swear that a genius out there wants to give me a wat-up. They used to call it the high-five.

melvinm1 — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 15:41:22 +0000

melvinm1 — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 18:27:59 +0000

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melvinm1 — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 08:30:44 +0000

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melvinm1 — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 14:57:45 +0000

When you were here before,
Couldn’t look you in the eye
You’re just like an angel,
Your skin makes me cry

You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You’re so fuckin’ special

But I’m a creep,
I’m a weirdo
What the hell am I doin’ here?
I don’t belong here

I don’t care if it hurts,
I wanna have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul

I want you to notice
when I’m not around
You’re so fuckin’ special
I wish I was special

But I’m a creep
I’m a weirdo
What the hell am I doin’ here?
I don’t belong here, ohhhh, ohhhh

She’s running out again
She’s running out
She run run run run…
run… run…

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You’re so fuckin’ special
I wish I was special

But I’m a creep,
I’m a weirdo
What the hell am I doin’ here?
I don’t belong here

I don’t belong here…